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Sippiecup
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 Posted: 07.07.2005 5:21 pm Post subject: Not too far from the truth |
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With all of the classic TV remakes coming out in Theaters as of late, I have decided to take it upon myself to get behind the movie studios and help them cast (or miscast) their 2007 summer TV remake blockbusters (so take notes all you movie exec's, LOL)
Bosom Buddies - Starring Colin Farrel and Johny Knoxville as two men desperate to find decent priced housing and are forced to dress as women in order to live in a reasonly priced all female apartment complex. But as the dresses begin to take their toll on our two psuedo-transvestite will the evil National Bank be able to prove that their two new tenants are truly men in order to close down the all women apartment building for good. Hopefully our heroine dressed heroes can stop them without getting their panties in too tight of a wad!
 
The Facts of Life - Starring Star Jones as Ms. Garrett, a middle aged candysho owner who takes in troubled youths from the ghetto and teaches them to live through music and dance "Krunk-style YEAH!!" (cameo's from Lil Jon, Ludacris and Nelly)
My Two Dads - starring Rupert Everrett and Elton John. In this updated version of My Two Dads the scenario has been "updated" from the original 80's TV show to what everyone originally thought the was about. A pair of gay Dads! Can these queer guys make a life for a straight girl?
 
Punky Brewster - Starring Dakota Fanning as an orphaned girl taken in by an ederly semi-handicapped man, who gives her a place to stay and takes care of her in return for her sitting through nightly readings of Dr. Suess's Green Eggs and Ham
The Greatest American Hero - Starring Paul Walker as an average joe curly haired blonde surfer dude turned super hero who drives a rice burner in chase of his arch nemesis Carlini (played by Vin Diesel)
Get ready for a blistering summer movie season in 2007!!!!
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beltmann
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| Posted: 07.07.2005 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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Awesome first post.
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juhsstin
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| Posted: 07.07.2005 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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actually the guy on the right in the "Bosom Buddies" pic is a dead ringer for Tom Hanks. there is still hope left yet for this man!
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Sippiecup
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| beltmann wrote: | | Awesome first post. |
Thanks!
I am just trying to help in the studios rape all of our past entertainment icons  |
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Danny Baldwin
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Beltmann, that was too good.
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the night watchman
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| Posted: 07.08.2005 8:25 pm Post subject: Re: Not too far from the truth |
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| Sippiecup wrote: |
Punky Brewster - Starring Dakota Fanning as an orphaned girl taken in by an ederly semi-handicapped man, who gives her a place to stay and takes care of her in return for her sitting through nightly readings of Dr. Suess's Green Eggs and Ham
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A Goth Punky Brewster. I am so there.
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