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The Third M?n
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 Posted: 09.15.2003 12:34 pm Post subject: Things you'd never want to hear in movie trailers... |
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Here are some:
"To save the world, they must..."
"Vin Diesel in... xXx... 2:Shoot 'n' smoke. Coming to a theater near you... SOON!"
"Jennifer Lopez in her directorial debut..."
"MTV Pictures presents..."
"It's the ultimate action movie!"
"When you thought it was all over..."
"They're BACK!"
Post your own and make me laugh. |
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the night watchman
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| Posted: 09.15.2003 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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"A film by Michael Bay."
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Danny Baldwin
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| Posted: 09.15.2003 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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Night Watchman, that's only half the battle.
"A film by Michael Bay
Starring.......Person......
In a Jery Bruckheimer Production"
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The Third M?n
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| Posted: 09.15.2003 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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Baldwin, that's only a quarter of the battle. 
"A film written, co-produced, photographed and directed by Michael Bay... starring Ben Affleck, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider and Tom Green... produced by money-making' blockbusterin' legendary producer Jerry Bruckheimer...
ARMAGEDDON 2
Coming soon...
...to a theater near you!"
Hearing that would literally make me puke in nine different colors. I kid you not. |
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the night watchman
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| Posted: 09.15.2003 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, Bruckheimer and Bay is a conjunction of the most dire evil, all right.
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juhsstin
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| Posted: 09.15.2003 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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well bad boys 2 was actually quite good imho, at least as far as action, comedy, and overall fun value goes. amazingly i found myself to never be too bored for too long a period of time while watching this.
armageddon 2, on the other hand, well let's just say that that would be the DUMBEST idea possible... 
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The Third M?n
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| Posted: 09.16.2003 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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| the night watchman wrote: | | Yeah, Bruckheimer and Bay is a conjunction of the most dire evil, all right. |
The Sum of all Fears, basically. |
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the night watchman
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While we're bashing the unholy duo, try this on for size:
Jery Bruckheimer presents
A film by Michael Bay
Martin Lawrence in
The Maltese Falcon
Makes my blood turn to ice, it does.
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matt header
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| Posted: 09.16.2003 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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| The stuff that nightmares are made of. |
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Mark Dujsik
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| Posted: 09.16.2003 10:58 pm Post subject: |
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In my current mood:
"From the director of Cabin Fever..."
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The Third M?n
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| Mark Dujsik wrote: | In my current mood:
"From the director of Cabin Fever..." |
...comes a sci-fi adventure you'll never forget...
ATTACK OF THE PANCAKES!!! |
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Danny Baldwin
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"Based on the hit video game which blew Play Station 2 users away, everywhere..."
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the night watchman
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At this point -- House of the Dead. Zombies and bullet-time. Right.
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The Dentist
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| Posted: 10.09.2003 9:44 am Post subject: |
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'A delightful romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant...'
'From xxxxx pictures comes the latest adaptation of the Jane Austen novel...'
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Dr Giggles
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"just when you thought you were safe"
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