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Jack D Ripper Grip
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Posted: 07.17.2006 3:08 am Post subject: |
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beltmann wrote: | 7/10 ? 7/16/05
Cobra / George P. Cosmatos / USA / 1986 |
beltman, a very, very guilty pleasure of mine. it's awfulness is genius. has to be sly's worst acting, but i admittedly haven't seen judge dredd.
i saw strangers with candy today and laughed quite a bit. i might have even snorted once. |
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Danny Baldwin Studio Exec
Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 1354 Location: San Diego, CA
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Posted: 07.17.2006 6:13 am Post subject: |
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7/10 - 7/16
In preferential order:
The Matador (Shepard, 2006)
Take the Lead (Friedlander, 2006)
A Scanner Darkly (Linklater, 2006)
Ice Age: The Meltdown (Saldanha, 2006)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (Verbinski, 2006)
The Matador is a hysterical little buddy movie pairing Pierce Brosnan and Greg Kinnear in one of the few recent matches that is perhaps as unlikely as the promotional materials may suggest.
Take the Lead and Ice Age 2 were both in-flight entertainment, so take my opinions of them with a grain of salt, but I was surpisingly pleased with the former and totally bored by the latter.
A Scanner Darkly is a visually exciting and challenging Phillip K. Dick adaptation from Richard Linklater, but it goes absolutely nowhere. I was disappointed.
Pirates 2 has about enough material to fill a thirty-minute short film but stretches things out to nearly three hours. What else is new? I liked the first one, but this time around, Verbinski has made a mess. _________________ Danny Baldwin
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Michael Scrutchin Studio President
Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 832 Location: Pearland, TX
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Posted: 07.17.2006 6:28 am Post subject: |
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Danny Baldwin wrote: | Pirates 2 has about enough material to fill a thirty-minute short film but stretches things out to nearly three hours. What else is new? I liked the first one, but this time around, Verbinski has made a mess. |
I agree, but whenever I tell people of my lukewarm reaction to Pirates 2, they tell me that I must not like to have fun. You and me both, I guess. _________________ Michael Scrutchin
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beltmann Studio Exec
Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 2341 Location: West Bend, WI
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Posted: 07.18.2006 2:34 am Post subject: |
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Roger Ebert once said, ?Critics know how to have a good time too. It?s just that they have, perhaps, more curiosity about what constitutes a good time.? _________________ "When I was in Barcelona they showed pornography on regular television. I'm assuming it's the same way in Mexico since they also speak Spanish." - IMDb user comment |
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Michael Scrutchin Studio President
Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 832 Location: Pearland, TX
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Posted: 07.18.2006 2:55 am Post subject: |
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beltmann wrote: | Roger Ebert once said, ?Critics know how to have a good time too. It?s just that they have, perhaps, more curiosity about what constitutes a good time.? |
Speaking of Ebert, I hope he gets well soon and starts writing again. I already miss reading him every week. _________________ Michael Scrutchin
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Monkeypox Cinematographer
Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 156 Location: TX
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Posted: 07.18.2006 3:09 am Post subject: |
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I guess my only issue would be that I have a hard time understanding someone feeling that the first film had much to offer to begin with. I will say it's moderately fun, but I felt it was solely the Johnny Depp show, much in the same way that Devil's Advocate became an Al Pacino assisted monologue.
So, I guess my question would be... what's the difference between the two? Expectations? _________________ Rattlesnake's Texas Cobra, you sonofabitch! |
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beltmann Studio Exec
Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 2341 Location: West Bend, WI
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Posted: 07.18.2006 3:13 am Post subject: |
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Monkeypox wrote: | I will say [Pirates 1 is] moderately fun, but I felt it was solely the Johnny Depp show |
That's how I felt. I've seen it twice--once in the theater, once on DVD--and my reaction both times was identical: Although Depp was wonderful, I lost interest right around the midway point. I really don't see what all the fuss is about. _________________ "When I was in Barcelona they showed pornography on regular television. I'm assuming it's the same way in Mexico since they also speak Spanish." - IMDb user comment |
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Danny Baldwin Studio Exec
Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 1354 Location: San Diego, CA
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Posted: 07.18.2006 4:11 am Post subject: |
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I partially agree, but at least it had a decipherable storyline. _________________ Danny Baldwin
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Michael Scrutchin Studio President
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Posted: 07.18.2006 4:12 am Post subject: |
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Danny Baldwin wrote: | I partially agree, but at least it had a decipherable storyline. |
Man, I don't even remember anything about the first Pirates other than Depp. _________________ Michael Scrutchin
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Monkeypox Cinematographer
Joined: 17 Jul 2003 Posts: 156 Location: TX
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Posted: 07.21.2006 2:17 am Post subject: |
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Michael Scrutchin wrote: | Danny Baldwin wrote: | I partially agree, but at least it had a decipherable storyline. |
Man, I don't even remember anything about the first Pirates other than Depp. |
biggest waste of Geoffrey Rush since House on Haunted Hill? _________________ Rattlesnake's Texas Cobra, you sonofabitch! |
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beltmann Studio Exec
Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 2341 Location: West Bend, WI
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Posted: 07.24.2006 4:39 am Post subject: |
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7/17 ? 7/23/06
In preferential order:
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada / Jones / USA / 2005
Mister Roberts / Ford and LeRoy / USA / 1955
A Scanner Darkly / Linklater / USA / 2006
The Way We Were / Pollack / USA / 1973
Clerks II / Smith / USA / 2006
The Hills Have Eyes / Aja / USA / 2006
The Ringer / Blaustein / USA / 2005
Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Prices / Greenwald / USA / 2005
Pretty Persuasion / Siego / USA / 2005
Street Fighter / de Souza / USA / 1994
Date Movie / Seltzer / USA / 2006
Clerks II is the first Kevin Smith movie I've enjoyed since Chasing Amy. There's something familiar and comfortable about Smith's good-natured filth--even if he finally goes too far with the donkey show, in my perhaps prudish opinion--partially because this time he finds the right strains of heart and sincerity to give the raunch context. Plus, the movie has an appealing slacker rhythm, a tone that feels less forced and less cartoonish than in any Smith movie since, well, Clerks. It earns more goodwill than I anticipated.
Despite my enthusiasm for A Scanner Darkly, I can?t help but feel a little disappointed? it?s not quite the knockout I was hoping Linklater would deliver. There?s nothing specifically wrong with the picture?s construction?the rotoscoping emphasizes the story?s distorted reality, Linklater juggles several disparate tones brilliantly, and Danny, it absolutely goes somewhere?but the movie never quite gathers momentum, never becomes an intense evocation of addiction's power nor a frightening indictment of corporate/political duplicity. _________________ "When I was in Barcelona they showed pornography on regular television. I'm assuming it's the same way in Mexico since they also speak Spanish." - IMDb user comment |
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juhsstin Camera Operator
Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Posts: 87
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Posted: 07.24.2006 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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beltmann wrote: | Roger Ebert once said, ?Critics know how to have a good time too. It?s just that they have, perhaps, more curiosity about what constitutes a good time.? |
well it's either that or critics simply weren't drunk (whether on alcohol or life) nor were they accompanied by drunk people as were the fans of these fun movies. _________________ Who let the dogs out? |
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beltmann Studio Exec
Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 2341 Location: West Bend, WI
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Posted: 07.24.2006 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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juhsstin wrote: | well it's either that or critics simply weren't drunk (whether on alcohol or life) nor were they accompanied by drunk people as were the fans of these allegedly fun movies. |
Fixed it for ya. _________________ "When I was in Barcelona they showed pornography on regular television. I'm assuming it's the same way in Mexico since they also speak Spanish." - IMDb user comment |
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Danny Baldwin Studio Exec
Joined: 26 Jun 2003 Posts: 1354 Location: San Diego, CA
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Posted: 07.25.2006 6:55 am Post subject: |
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7/17 - 7/24
In preferential order:
Clerks (Smith, 1994)
The Hills Have Eyes (Aja, 2006)
Click (Coraci, 2006)
You, Me, and Dupree (Russo, 2006)
Clerks isn't as laugh-out-loud funny as I was led to expect, but a lot smarter than I thought it would be.
My reaction to The Hills Have Eyes is nearly identical to that of my reaction to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It's true to the horror-genre in that its content is, indeed, horrific. And it's effectual in "horrifying" its viewers. But I'm not sure what that matters: it's not at all scarier than anything in a similar movie. It's all just pretty gross. I suppose I admired it under the presumption that terror for terror's sake is a valid part of cinema.
The other two are just what you'd expect; I saw them because they were all the early-show-before-your-shift-at-an-artistically-devoid-multiplex would allow me. _________________ Danny Baldwin
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juhsstin Camera Operator
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Posted: 07.26.2006 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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beltmann wrote: | juhsstin wrote: | well it's either that or critics simply weren't drunk (whether on alcohol or life) nor were they accompanied by drunk people as were the fans of these allegedly fun movies. |
Fixed it for ya. |
haha, it may not have come across in my message, but i actually intended the word drunk to be slightly derogatory. i also dislike it when people blindly attempt to impose their own opinions as superior. meh, they're the ones who are missing out... or missing IN as it were... _________________ Who let the dogs out? |
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